One of my friends has a group album of all of their accidental amputee photos.

Salesman probably had $10k in bonuses coming his way. I imagine their sales commission bonus structure has a clawback clause for criminal fraud committed while acting as a business representative.  I know that all of my bonuses have clauses that make them cancellable based on criminal behavior. 

I can enter my building using a key code. I can open my front door with a finger print. My car unlocks using my phone’s bluetooth. I can make purchases using Google wallet.

Note, Washington requires you to have chains in your vehicle regardless, because you could theoretically be in an AllSeason/AWD pass condition and then they could require you to put on chains.  Saying ‘Sorry I didn’t have any’ is then admitting to two citations: failure to carry chains and failure to use chains. 

A few cars have All Wheel Go, but all cars already have All Wheel Stop.

I mostly charge on third party networks with Chademo because there are chargers at my urban grocery stores. But they’re often broken, horrendously expensive by comparison and usually only have a single plug which means one other car means I can’t charge. And I’ve never used Chademo in a road trip. Superchargers are…

Its worth pointing out that any tow truck would work if it had skates which almost all tow trucks have. You don't need a flatbed to move it.

Same. In Seattle I parked in a “no parking” zone but a construction company had removed the no parking sign. Judge ruled that I should have wandered more than 100 yards away and assumed that the sign all the way at the end of the street, out of sight, behind a tree applied to the entire block.

I even got a ticket once…

Especially if you’re driving an EV for the first time.

Consumers still think Tesla electric cars require gasoline. Which is to say asking random people any question will get plenty of idiotic answers. They also think Paris is the largest country in Europe.

Nope he’s just like his wife, and a scholarly university professor.

If it’s from the parents it’s an antithetical rebellion. 

My super sweet kind empathic 1st grade teacher somehow ended up with a anarchist-libertarian-shoot-anyone-causing-issues-navy-seal.

That’s a million miles away from a disingenuous way to interpret something that very literally many people believe. I know many people who believe that, including family members.

Companies dedicated to game curation. Honestly, the market is ripe for this. It’ll suck for indie-devs to have to go through yet another hoop to reach a storefront, costing an additional submission/testing fee, but there’s just so fucking much being released.

Gamers whine that Xbox sucks because it doesn’t have exclusives. Gamers whine that Xbox has an exclusive.

Exclusives are the most anti-consumer business activity in the industry today. “Hi, I know you want to play this game. And I know you already have the hardware capable of running it. But you’re going to have to…

I was ready to burn Capcom at the stake on this one, until I read the bit about a CD being included. Pretty strange to include ready-to-use assets that you can’t actually use. So I got curious and decided to see how the CD was advertised and what this “Must contact artist to use assets” stipulation looked like but…

Barack Obama revealed as KKK Prince.
This rabbit hole blew up when an investigative twitter user discovered that the office of The President of the United States used to be very racist, as recently as 2021. Legally Black Americans were allowed to be President but why would they want to be?

Numerous photos were found of…

From what I’ve heard from people on set his brother was even worse.

According to Kelley Blue Book’s latest figures, the average transaction price of a 2018 Ford F-150 is $47,174

Kicking a bobcat and instilling fear in it of humans would be more likely to save its life from animal control than to cause it lasting damage.