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I loved it, but my god the learning curve needs more aggressive match making. Half the players are wall running and flying through windows and killing everything that moves. The other half of the players are just running through the open getting mowed down relentlessly. I’ve never played a game where the skill gap was

I loved it, but my god the learning curve needs more aggressive match making. Half the players are wall running and

The article states that his impulse control was strong enough to not harass the founder. So if he can restrain himself around the founder then he can restrain himself around a lowly employee.

The takeaway for Democrats from Tuesday night isn’t that their candidates need to be gun-toting moderates in order to win;

Mine works great if it’s hot. So this is the opposite advice that’s worked for me. I am tempted to try baking it.

Wait, lawyers can withdraw if they know their client is guilty/lying? I thought you could tell your lawyer that you murdered someone and they would still have to argue in full force that you are innocent. Wouldn’t that be an example of intent to commit perjury?

In Google’s best month they drove the equivalent of 5 coast-to-coast round trip distances between needing a safety disengagement. (30,000 miles). That’s pretty incredible I know people who haven’t gone that long without a bumper to bumper engagement :P.

Oh my god, I’ve gotten stuck in so many crosswalks after a yellow. Yellow lights in my city are 3 seconds long. *3 SECONDS*. This was a problem when I was driving with Progressive’s driver sensor to rate you as a driver. If the light turned yellow and you were driving 35mph you would have to exceed the 10mph/s

a lot of time to contemplate the deep stupidity of taking out a loan on an asset that begins depreciating immediately.

Luxury condos keep affluent single people from driving up multi-bedroom homes. And their density is way higher than a home so a luxury condo building can absorb a lot of expendable money per acre. If Seattle for instance wasn’t putting in towers of luxury condos I can’t even imagine what that many people willing to

Fun fact, one of the very first cruise controls was branded “autopilot” decades ago.

“let’s relax, let’s chill” is absolutely a verbal direction for Ansari to slow down.

Fuck trump, and that sounds trumpy as fuck but seriously? Regardless if you think the quote is real, it was obviously being attributed by a different writer who doesn’t know how to spell his name.

I don’t ever write a letter with quotation marks.

“Hi, it was great having you at our partly last week.” -im.thatoneguy

I find the infertility crisis the *reason* it’s implausible.

“We have an infertility crisis. I know, let’s force women to be ultra monogamous and put them under massive stress.” And...... MAGIC! It worked!

Registered women. I find that plausible. Extreme protectionism. I believe that. Being the only successful program

Yeah, this is why I don’t criticize Mark Wahlberg in this instance. The only real reason for the reshoots was that the movie would have bombed without them. The producers knew they had a movie worth $0 so they spent $10m to give it a fighting chance.

I’m sure if an actor on a film suddenly was recognized as a hero,

Displays should be higher res than the content they play. Theaters with 2k projectors have bad screen door effect. 4k projectors came out a long time ago and were used mostly to just provide a smoother 2k image.

Kindle eInk screens are a good example of this. I’m looking at a 4k computer monitor right now and I can

Almost hit a pedestrian this morning because of this. I try to avoid ‘CBDR’ by checking corners and keeping the corner in view if possible by moving my head to ensure nobody has entered the crosswalk but today someone decided to cross 2 directions in a quarter circle skipping one corner entirely.

Imagine a bomber is heading for Manhattan. How confident are you that your plastic explosive tipped air-to-air missile will down the airplane? What if the air to air missile had a nuke in it? Now how confident are you?

Overkill isn’t overkill when several million lives are on the line. No reason to chance it.

You know what it can’t do? Play a french horn demo. It can tell you what a mermaid sounds like, unicorns, bigfoot, oboes, cellos, many birds, zombies... but not a French Horn. We were testing to see its limits and it’s the running joke in our household to send feedback that the Google Home knows what everything on

I hear a lot more Creep in Lana Del Rey than I’m hearing Air That I Breathe in Creep.

Good news, the Passport office is currently working to accept digital files so that you can just renew online with a photo taken on a plain background with a camera phone.