I happen to know Hawkeye’s whereabouts in Avengers: Infinity War.

War.

Telling people they need to work to get benefits without creating jobs for them to work at is an especially shitty way to treat people. What jobs are they supposed to work at?

“Did you hear we won the election? By a WIDE margin even.”

“We’ve addressed it, we’ve addressed it extensively and there’s nothing new to add to this conversation...NOW, let’s get back to talking about Benghazi!” 

No asshole, what we need right now are #thoughtsandprayers

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

So the agent looked at the manager, and said, “That’s a great act, but what do you call it?” To which the manager responded, “The Master Race!”

telling the Daily Beast on Wednesday that the situation had become a “white trash circus,”

I was at an ostensible Islanders bar last night, with about 15 TVs in the place, and only one screen—one of the smaller ones—had the Islanders-Oilers game on.

The Baby Boomers always have been the real problem here.

Yeah! As a millennial, I am looking forward to blaming the REAL youth for the problems.

The oldest Millenials are now in their mid to late 30's, perhaps it is time to stop thinking of them as youth and that they are destroying everything.

A lot of these people will only dig in deeper as more of this comes out because despite the sophistication of what the Russians did, the average person does not and cannot admit to being wrong or fooled.

Thoughts and prayers

Plus he travelled.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

To be fair, reading is for nerds. Didn’t even read this article, for I am not a nerd.

You need to stop insisting on shallots as restaurant’s secret ingredients. It is butter, butter, and more butter.

The tax subsidies on this thing are going to cripple the local economy. Buy your own dips Jerry Jones!