Side note: George Jefferson doing that dance has always been my favorite thing ever

“High character”, too. That’s basically closet-racist football speak for “not a thug”. “Thug”, of course, is football speak for, well, you know.

+1 piece of the pie

He should be happy that Fuller was promoted from a Redskin to a Chief.

I’m sure women can probably fuck things up like us if we just give them the opportunity. Women can do anything.

Are we surprised the Jets and the Sharks are beefing? Time for a musical number to solve everything.

Crushing Georgia’s hopes and dreams is old hat to the Russians.

Filling segments with science!? This is why ESPN is losing the conservatives.

What Mitchell forgets is that the Browns have always been tired of winning.

I guess you could say they’re Scientology’s LAPDogs.

Starting your sentence of rage with “white people” makes the racial divide stronger, not weaker.

I’m straight and white and I would disown a Nazi relative. Thus your theory is wrong.

Thats my fav thing about talk radio. I always picture the “hang up and listen” guy leaning back, arms folded, with a satisfied look on his face that he added to the show after years of listening. That or recording it on a tape player so he can tell his friends about. As if Red Johnny and the Rooster at 97.6 The Zoo…

“When you have man brain or are not capable of empathizing properly with women ... to find that empathy, it requires some sort of vigilance”

I would have guessed Beech Grove...I went there once...ONCE

This is some of the saddest shit I’ve seen in a while.

Think of how many different incidents that kid must have seen in order to talk shit/throw hands so fucking casually!

Not one person stepped in. Not one.

I just figured out how Trump won.

Counterpoint: IKEA is the best furniture store because you don’t have to talk to a human being while you’re there.

As a cost saving measure, the Catholic Church now uses a Sunday afternoon trip to Ikea as Pre-Cana classes.