Shmock
WAY TO PUT FUCKING SPOILERS IN A TITLE ASSHOLE.
When asked what he thought of actor Chuck Norris, Prinsloo responded, "never heard of 'er."
...and now Silverado guy is both literally and figuratively upside down in that truck.
I think Funko Pops are creepy as fuck.
I think Funko Pops are creepy as fuck.
“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.
Want to love it. Don’t love it.
I’ll take a guess that the settlement was for $666.
There is only ONE human being able to decode this secret.
His name is Chuck Norris.
If only we could harness the rotational energy in her vaults, the world’s energy problems would be solved.
It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds.
It’s trying to escape her hideous face, just like that wonky chameleon eye ball of hers.
An old-school refrigerator?
“Completely destroys the anal sphincter”
muy grave el recto
The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.
demo fails.
Like you could afford a new Porsche.