I read in the Facebook comments on an NPR article about Carhenge in Nebraska. Apparently the eclipse will pass over it and open a portal to the Transformers home world. Then the battle between Auto-bots and Decepticons will spill out into out world. Again, this was in the Facebook comments on an NPR article, so I…

I’m sendin you to Jesus

Ooh, aah, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and um, screaming

Covfefe’s Law.

This was the first Disney Star Wars product I wasn’t on board with. Harrison Ford IS Han Solo, whether it be as a 30 year old in Star Wars, or as a crusty old man in Force Awakens. He’s my favorite character in the entire series. I don’t want to see someone else’s interpretation of him.

Yep, this was a bad idea from the first. Not to mention that a rather significant part of Han Solo’s charm is that, you know, he’s Harrison Ford.

I’ve never seen anyone own a fuckup on Kinja before. Good on you, man!

There are different genres for reasons ;)

Odor’s necklace rotation alone puts this one at a higher level.

I respectfully disagree and present this as my counter argument:

I think he wanted to suicide by cop AFTER he killed his family and realized that it was all over for him.

No one ever talks about Nasubi. Which is a naked guy filmed in an apt alone and he could only get things by entering sweepstakes in magazines. It continues to get worse and worse from there. Like some form of contemporary hell.

I would take Vice President Sideshow Bob to Vice President Mike Pence any day of the week and twice on Tuesdays.

VP Robert Terwilliger. Has a nice ring to it.

PS - I have met the Muppets (set visit for filming of Muppets Most Wanted) and meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet. I am not kidding. I almost cried.

“I don’t get why you boys feel the need to post jokes and shallow vapid pieces all day. How hard is it to do a couple of gossipy-fun posts (you know celebs, sports what the fuck ever that is silly and fun)...”