It feels like every single racist/conspiracy theorist article has comments that -without fail- go something like this: Joe, You really hit the ‘nail’ right on the Head there. Couldn’t Agree more’.

The Man in Black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

Hmm... I don’t agree with his Boston Bruins ill-begotten 2011 Cup gloating policy, but I do approve of his deriving joy from other people’s suffering policy...

Hmmm... I don’t agree with his Bruins-fan policy, but I do approve of his “Fuck Pittsburgh” policy...

Counterpoint: the worst store is the one I go to with my husband. He takes FOREVER. Like a grocery store trip will take me 45 minutes. Him? Like and hour and a half. Buying pants? I can be in and out of a store in 45 minutes with 3 pairs of pants (or 5 minutes with no pants), and I would never drag Mr. Winesnob with…

Not sure if you are responding to me or just processing what it is like to watch Lions football. “I know it’s wrong but I cant look away!”

So dumb in fact I left the pic out

Still the only thing on TV that makes me lose my shit no matter how often I see it:

Come on.... you had to know it was something.

Are you people blind?

 I’ve had huge tips, no tips; I’ve been tipped in cash, beer, pot, bags of bagels, and a giant bag of pistachios. Seen more tits and penises than I care to remember (why do people think the rules of society no longer apply at hotels?), interrupted sex with my knock a dozen times. Delivered to a guy who stopped the…

I thought time was supposed to move faster as I grew older. Now I’m convinced I will die in 2019 at the age of 75. I’m currently in my thirties.

She wanted Indiana Jones to get beheaded in Last Crusade.

They should have done exactly what teams had been doing before Trump’s comments opened the door for the NFL and its owners to sanitize this entire movement and surrounding debate into a marketing campaign.

Drew is wrong. If a girl asks you about your hobbies and says she doesn’t have any of her own, that’s a major red flag. Not the not having hobbies part. Nobody gives a crap about that, and surely she does something to occupy her time as opposed to sitting in a chair blankly for eight hours.

Are you ready for BOCEPHUS? Have you accepted our lord JESUS?

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL? Are you ready for a PARTY?

if they didnt want to have this article written to coincide with harvey they could have just won more games last year

Necessary is the hardest word. Does it have two c’s and one s or is the other way around or two of each or what?

Covfefe’s Law.