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I wouldn’t classify “Tweetstorms are dumb” as a hot take. It’s not even a lukewarm take, it’s just a fact for exactly the reasons Drew states. I get that a writer/tweeter/general asshole might have thoughts about a story with a shelf life of like, an hour, that they must get out to the masses before it’s too late, by

*spits out chaw*

She’s got a GREAT ASSSSS

See, and if you are dumb enough to be a libertarian (or God forbid a Trump supporter,) you are de facto unfuckable to me. I don’t care if you are the world’s most skilled Lothario and you are rendered mute the entire time. As soon as I know in my heart that you’re one of those people who thinks that government meat

Right the box score is easy enough, but there’s no scoring summary available without a few clicks (I finally found it - the Analyze tab, then box score). Not really a big deal, but considering all the crap they put on one page it seems kind of crazy that they now hide something that used to be standard to every online

It doesn’t just show you a crying face emoji? Must be a glitch with Google.

Right, same here. But if you want to look at the scoring summary (the individual scores in order, by quarter with timestamp), that’s what you have to go digging for.

Umm...there are people who don’t think the Clapper was real?

That’s one of my favorite Hillaries. But I have to say that my absolute favorite Hillary is one that people rarely see, but that I got to experience for a week when I worked with her and her staff. I’ve told this story before on DS/Jez/Gawker (RIP), so I apologize if you’ve heard it before.

not sure if you´re sarcastic, or if you literally mean it . . . . if you´ve been sarcastic, than you can stop reading this now

still there ?

hmmm ok than you probably meant it literally what you wrote, so let me make this as clear for you as somehow possible: we are scientists - yes i am one of those kind of people -

Wait, is he wearing an apron or is that his tribute to Ed Grimley?

Integrity is buying up the global supply of water to lord over future generations as if you were Immortan fucking Joe.

What about Ace Ventura? LACES OUT!”

“Abortions for all.” BOOOOOOOO “Very well, no abortions for anyone.” BOOOOOOO “Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!” YAAAAAAAAAY

This food looks like a threat.

HE WAS AH FACKIN PAWHNCH TAH THA FACKIN KAWK

When people on another place I post said that Portland would be a viable destination for an NHL team, I had to remind them that in all likelihood we’d get some variation of the Timbers Army supporting them. They all agreed that this aggression could not stand.

Yeah, that one and Luck of the Fryish are so sad that I can’t even START watching the episode. . .