I am a Detroit Lions fan, and I know for a fact that the Lions will never win a Super Bowl ever. If every team in the NFL but the Lions had a Super Bowl title, I'd still pick the Lions to finish last. I'm a fan of the worst team in North American sports. Lions have won 1 fucking playoff game in 58 years. That's less…

That’s perfect...if you want to look like this after every meal:

This is crazy, like, I didn’t even say that and you put it in quotes. One more time to reiterate:

I like what you’re saying, but it’s so damn hard to execute. Either you overreact to every slight, or you’re like me — you try to be kind, but you bottle things up too long and then snap like a dick. Healthy confrontation was not taught to kids enough when I was growing up. Maybe it is now, I don’t have kids yet, so I…

“But out in the real world, it usually pays to not be an insensitive, judgmental prick. You can’t control the obnoxiousness of other people, and you’ll go insane if you try. But you can do your best to make everyone else feel comfortable and welcome. Just because the world is cruel doesn’t mean you have to be. You,…

You wanna know how to succeed in life? Quit giving people the satisfaction of your reaction. Treat everyone you meet with kindness no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Be the bigger person. People are going to be assholes and there is not one single solitary thing you can do about it except for controlling yourself…

and, ps, just so we’re clear, Im talking about Will’s article, not Drew’s. Another commenter pointed it out, but when a guy known for making fun of BIG (insert area here) has a better concept of politics than a guy getting paid the mucho dinero for writing about it does, something is amiss.

The only thing worse for a grocery strategist than a long line is a line with no wait at all. I need at least a 45-second head start to get everything lined up in the right order and get the loyalty card app pulled up and ready to scan.

My problem is that I love male bodies. I would not be interested in the female bodies, and I don’t want to be celibate (and just masturbating). I greatly, horrible, intensely desire male bodies.

Avatar was only outstanding because of how amazing that world looked in 3D. So that means he needs to come up with four new technological innovations to get the same reaction out of fans:

Are we just doing James Cameron jokes because Titanic also sucked.

Bonus points for actually working it into a solid response to an actual question, and not just throwing it up here like (looks in mirror) some people do.

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

Zodiac Motherfucker, is that you?

Happy birthday to this silly motherfucker!

Chicken nuggets? Sweet and sour or GTFO.

There is only one way: Blue Steel

What is with the hate? These questions are nothing but bonuses. If you want to listen (and you should — it’s great), do it. If not, don’t — and read on Tuesdays like you’re used to. In fact, getting two perspectives on the questions is great, and it’s giving you more content. If you don’t like it, nothing changes for…

Da Badass?