As someone that grew up 30 miles from CMU, and subsequently got shit-faced on a weekly basis in the bars near CMU (Wayside, anyone?) for a few years, Oklahoma can suck it. It’s over, it’s done, I don’t even particularly care for college football, but I’ll be damned if CMU gives in to some weak-ass Okie that apparently…

1. Jack’s idea about “The Most Dangerous Game” golf course scenario is kind of ruined by the fact the player’s daughter will die if he doesn’t kill Drew. I think Drew should have offered himself as a sacrifice—it’s the man’s child for crissake! I have no joy thinking of Drew successfully avoiding death here. Leave the…

No more with “dog whistle” for crying out loud! Also “trigger warning” and “safe space”. Sorry bottle_etc., you are getting my undeserved wrath here, but I can’t take anymore! And get off my lawn, all of ya!

I feel like a lot of the fan comments were folks that desperately want to be as cool as ZMF, but were afraid to take it to the caps lock stage. Give it up! Not happening.

Del Taco has some of the best french fries in the fast food world, probably second only to McDonald’s in my opinion. Always strange to discover a food quirk like that.

My god. I’m not alone. Someone else understands. Soulmate. :) I think The Sting is one of the most clever episodes they’ve done, and Luck of the Fryish makes me weep almost more than the dog one. Always good to be reminded of what a great show that is.

1. Just started reading the comments, seems like a disproportionate amount of swearing over small things. Is this because of the summer heat? Relax about the cargo shorts pro/con discussion folks. Lotta anger.

This statement is the moment I truly knew you weren’t an idiot. Just a really shitty troll. You jumped the shark HAHA

Las Vegas Apocalypse. My husband suggested it, I can’t stop thinking about it. Logo either a mushroom cloud, or the four horseman. Local news guy suggested Hitmen. I feel these both are awesome.

I’m right there with ya. I’ll never stop being a Lions’ fan, but I don’t have any hope. And I still miss Barry Sanders.

So much pitiful blame on excess drinking and partying that millions manage to do without raping anyone. He shouldn’t even be able to make a statement. Forget prison—just let someone rape him. More fun.

SERIOUS QUESTION: I haven’t even read through the entire article or comments yet, which is not my norm. Does anyone else remember a little plastic trash bag that you could hang on the knob of the radio in the car? It was very specifically made for that, and I remember my dad getting them from weird places, like an RV…

NOTTING Hill. Jeez.

You’ve Got Mail. Nottingham Hill. OR, The Fugitive to mix it up a little. ;)

My dad’s favorite quote: Never mistake kindness for weakness.

Retarded is the one I have trouble with, hands down. And I have a mentally challenged cousin, and I consider myself thoughtful and sympathetic, yet I love saying, “What a retard”. Is idiot still acceptable?

Me too—-being nice, being nice, then BOOM, I over-react and end up looking like the crazy one, even though Person A, B, or C were the ones subtly torturing me with their idiocy all this time. It is a tough balance.

I attempt the decency, and the kindness. I have made conscious decisions to go into work and be 100% positive for the day, and that is usually the day I end up more frustrated than ever. But I agree with Drew’s sentiment, and I think it is the path you should strive for. My go-to mantra when I do start getting…

Do you read Charles Pierce over at Esquire? I’m betting you do, and if you don’t, do it today! His views on all of these delightful writers is in the same vein as yours, and his descriptive skills are unparalleled. But don’t worry, you make me laugh more, Drew! He has no poop stories. But it is good stuff.

THANK YOU. I was planning on making a joke about how I remember no quotes from Titanic either, but this will do. ;) I legitimately wanted to see both of those movies when they came out, but the thought of sitting through them again makes me ill. Like a homework assignment. T2, however, is another story.