1. Keown has a man-crush on LaRoche—he probably wishes he could BE LaRoche oh so much.

It makes me angry to think that Drew looked up statistics on populations in different time zones to help support his old man argument.

That’s what I was thinking. Talk about “gimmick infringement”. There is only one Zodiac MF!

It’s Jensen Ackles from Supernatural. I love that man. On a side note, I hate marshmallows in every form.

You’re making too much sense for the internet. Run while you can.

This might be helpful. http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night…

I think you were desperately waiting to make your own hot take on whatever Drew ended up writing after the game. He writes about fucking football dude, he went to the SB this year—you just wanted your comments out there first so that all the lame brains that can’t make up their own mind clicked the little star on your…

Nate’s story, on the plane, I’m not buying it. First he says, “...I lost complete control of my bowels and shit the most horrible, wet, sopping diarrhea of my life...”, then somehow wonders, “would the shit leak from the shorts and boxers down my leg once we got up? Would there be a stain? Would it smell?” Are you…

Hearing this is coming back was almost as exciting to me as the new Star Wars. Such a beautiful cartoon!

“Even if the NFL manages to bomb every elementary school in existence...” ...not sure about that one. But anyways, Alan Trammell lost out on his last year on the HOF ballot, and I am seriously bummed out.

I have to disagree, perhaps because I have awesome parents. My birthday is January 12th, there was entirely new energy (and presents!) put into celebrating it when I was a kid, despite being so close to Christmas and New Year’s; AND, the best part—the inevitable depression after Christmas was over was eased greatly…

Why the focus on an OLD George Washington in your answer? I think a middle-aged GW might have his “mind blown” as the youngsters say, but I’m betting he’d be very intruigued by the modern technology. And don’t even get me started about Ben Franklin. Also, regarding how many girls kissed—-if you are counting kisses of…

Just copy/pasted your post into my phone’s notes—you will be properly lauded if your predictions are correct, and I think they are. Lions fan here, by the way. I know disappointment. The Lions just usually hurry up the disaster so I have over half of a frickin season to dwell upon it all, and “hope for next year!” How…

Me too. :/

I’ll just leave this here...

Calm down. With The Phantom Menace, we were dealing with George Lucas, and we all innocently believed he would continue the story properly. This did not happen. We now are dealing with J.J. Abrams, a man who obviously reveres the original trilogy. The trailers are making me weep with joy. I think it will be ok.

Plus, I can picture Francesco being really nervous about throwing in the part about talking to the players, and SUPER relieved when he realized he could throw the idea blame on the coach. Also telltale when Brady didn’t respond quick enough, and he immediately resorted to just dinner with the wives. He must have been…

I knew from the start I was reading something special with this Patriots’ WYTS. But when I got to this:

If Drew can answer this, or any of the quality commentators here, I would be happy. Is there any way to accumulate the data on which team in WYTS gets the most defensive comments? Has anyone attempted this? Should I do it? I write this now because I assume it would be the Cowboys. I hate them very very much, so I…

EXACTLY, Loose Cannon! I can’t shake the notion that this could possibly be fake, a meta joke like you said. But it would take a team of writers to make something so perfect and detailed and unaware, so I suppose it is real. If it is real, I feel sad. I don’t want to believe someone could write so poorly and believe…