For purposes of full disclosure, my brother (aka your uncle) was with me on that drive and there were a lot of songs I’d have listened to before listening to him for three days straight.

Read the plot, read the reviews, read the competing fan theories, possibly even read the fanfiction, depending on who’s writing it (esp. cracktastic Good Place crossovers, given Mr. Harper’s presence)... basically, I may develop strong opinions about this piece of media I will not experience directly.

Aaaaah! Someone point me to the spoilers so I can read what happens but never watch this scary movie.

Wow! Those are fantastic. Any recommendations for ones that don’t cost the same as my combined monthly utility bills?

Why can’t these kids just ghostride the whip like a decent human being?

Enough of this bullshit. Cernovich is playing you. Don’t let him. He doesn’t care about James Gunn or Dan Harmon or Michael Ian Black or any of the other people he’s trying to drag. He wants the #metoo movement to devour itself and he wants to defend trumpm

Doubtful.  Part of being a Christian is never being happy about anything.  Christians will never be happy because they believe the world isn’t real, and it’s just a training level that’s meant to torment you mercilessly until everything suddenly gets better in heaven.  

Hey now. Roller derby likes to have tongue in cheek names. Let’s not come down on the whole sport because it might seem a little different than your tastes. It’s filled with good people and good fun.

I think the erection they get holding a fully automatic assault rifle is around 30% more turgid than the one associated with its semi-automatic counterpart.

I’d hardly call Aaron Hernandez the “league’s greatest tragedy.” Rodney Culver had a much steeper downfall. 

And that Buddy Ryan was responsible for that Super Bowl win.

I’m glad you can define what feminism is for everyone.

He was there with his inner circle: family, friends, agents—all the people who ran his professional life...

New Hampshire’s state motto should be “New Hampshire: Just visit Vermont instead.”