“I have learned that most of the people whom the public has placed on a pedestal are often shorter, less attractive and a lot dumber in real life than they are on movie and television screens.”

This took me longer than I wanted to figure it out but when I did I actually laughed out loud. 

aka the Northeast Confederate Flag

We get it. You’re a racist. 

“Guys love a hair pie.”

I hope they give this a proper ending as Netflix is more than likely going to cancel this as they seem to now do to everything.

Can’t wait for the follow up of singers who can’t really sing.

I’m pretty sure he wrote it at like 16. I can recall a friend having a live bootleg of a Bradley Nowell acoustic show (Napster yall!) and the crowd kept asking for “Date Rape” and he would start to play it and then switch to something else. He does this for basically the entire show. It’s clear he didn’t like the song…

“and then folks in suits in Washington, D.C., they throw paper at them and accuse them of things.”

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who does this. No, I will not watch your scary movie but I will read the entire plot on Wikipedia.

Speaking as a straight white dude I’m not going to watch Jordan Peele’s new movie. It has nothing to do with who is cast in it, it has everything to do with how terrifying this movie looks. The commercials scare the hell out of me. He should 100% cast whoever the hell he wants in his projects and I’ll watch them as…

Barstool is the reason roller derby isn’t on ESPN.

We’re all doing something or saying something that in 15 years people are going to call us out for doing. I’m not saying what those people did was right (it wasn’t) but just know something you’re doing or saying right now people are going to freak the fuck out about in the future. 

Meanwhile I still can’t get a real most recent feed.

Are horseshoes not a thing anymore?

I’m too busy watching people bake stuff to watch this. #realtalk

Guys, Shelly Miscavige is totally alive. She just went back to her home planet to hang out with Poochie and L. Ron for a bit. 

The Eagles trolled them in the end by losing. The Cowboys are assured to extend Jason Garrett for a few more seasons now. Clap. Clap. Clap.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 

Eric Reid is kinda an asshole. I 100% support what he is doing though.