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This right here. So sick of the selective outrage. I get it, Cardi’s quotes make for good copy and clicks, but come-the-fuck-on...if a male rapper did this album cover like this we’d have 4 different think pieces talking about “IS THIS REVENGE PORN?!”

Why is this woman such a big favorite on Jezebel? I don’t actively dislike her, but I don’t get the hero worship either.

The biggest issue I’ve had with Our Cartoon President is that since the real Trump is such a poor public speaker, there’s nowhere to go with a parody version. The parody Trump makes more sense, uses clearer sentence structure, and stays on topic far better than the real one.

It’s not particularly funny but you are missing the point. A major force in pop culture for decades is calling out Trump as an un-American criminal.

Nah, if it was dudebra, it’d be up to 55 stars by now. 

Now that we’ve established that Greenwell has no fucking clue what “gaslight” means, I think we can rest assured that nobody on the Splinter staff has even the remotest idea, so you guys might want to just let it slip out of your vernacular.

He recognized Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights, in blatant violation of international law and consensus. There’s also widespread speculation he’ll give Netanyahu something else big before the elections. A lot of talk about Area C or partial annexation of the settlements. The Trump administration has been

If they weren’t so nouveau* about it, they could have endowed “The Gianulli Family Scholarship” to pay for some highly gifted poor kids to attend USC (with an understanding that their not-particularly-gifted daughters could go, as well). Mr. Gianulli is worth hundreds of millions of dollars! See what being cheap got

Exactly. I keep saying, there’s a protocol for rich people to get their kids into school. Everybody knows the protocol. Follow the protocol.

I mean, she fully committed to the lie, meaning she had to coax her kids to participate in sham photo shoots and whatnot, which seems like a lot more trouble than simply scratching off a check and having a few meetings with administrators to help build a facility for students or even just give a little something for

I want to say ‘throw the book at her’ but know fully well that this isn’t going to trial.

The reason there’s no “Laughlin/Gianulli Tennis Court” is that rather than make a clear philanthropic contribution like that, they opted to spend their money creating photoshop pictures of their kids in sports they don’t play and bribing coaches in those sports.

far from the commercial influence of the traditional star machine.”

I’m kind of enjoying seeing the kids in their scene/goth/punk/prep/whatever styles and enjoying that they look like they’re in costumes, and knowing we looked like we were in costumes once too. 

My 12 year old daughter idolizes Billie and knows all her songs word for word. I had no idea who she was until my daughter started talking about how great she was and listening to her. Then, I saw a video of Billie with needles in her arms. That doesn’t seem like such a great role model for young girls to me.

How much ranch do you use that you need to order extra at the average restaurant 

The actual article about Katie Holmes says they are Gianvito Rossi shoes for $695.  I don’t really care who makes the shoes, I just think it’s a weird detail to get wrong, since the link to Net A Porter is included in the article.  

I can’t believe people believe anything about this girl. Ms “type to seduce your dad” looks like a HEAVILY manufactured anti-pop star. It’s beyond blatant. Her team rummaged thru tumblr and twitter and gave her her “style”. Chile please. 

It’s the most ridiculous scam of all. Designers not only get people to pay 10x more than the clothes would cost even if they weren’t made in a sweatshop, they also turn their customers into walking ads! People have designer names all over themselves and are convinced they are cool and enviable.