I don’t think Harper was fighting “about sports” so much as the in-game assault that took place before the fight.

Sure, the Mets’ relief corps sucks, but at least their comic relief corps is arguably still the best in the majors.

Yuengling is the best cheap & widely available beer out there, IMO. To get something better you need to go for something more expensive or harder to consistently get nearly anywhere. It’s not amazing, but it’s *very* good for what it is.

+2.)

These are the worst John Lennon parody lyrics ever.

Judge Currie M. Mingledorf
CURRIE
M.
MINGLEDORF

I am a firm believer that if you’re able to escape from prison, without resorting to offing a guard or taking a hostage, you should be free to go. But you gotta get at least to the next town, can’t just jump over the fence and get to be free, that’s cheating.

I think that was a Wii tennis move.

I can explain it, if you’d like. See, dong is a synonym for home run.

Sam Hinkie rolling over in his office hours

“We need to tank because we can’t get any free agents.”

Here in Philly, the local sports radio bros are convinced he’s coming here.

Counterpoint: you’re wrong.

Syndergaard hit two in one game just last year.

i don’t think a job offer is what Kentucky fans need right now, ass

Philly is a great, affordable city with a vibrant arts and food scene. Our sports teams suck but they’re easily accessible. The Pope and the DNC can’t be wrong.

Philly’s cool, man. It’s huge, so you have access to everything, but the actual physical space of the city is pretty small. The food is good (both in terms of indigenous specialties (cheese steaks, Italian porks, donuts, pretzels, all manner of questionable meat products) and in terms of other stuff (surprisingly huge…

Hi. Philly is the best. That is all. I proudly gave it my only 10.

Because Philadelphia is awesome, beautiful city filled with world class museums, restaurants, bars and the world’s very worst sports teams.

I'm surprised by Yuengling being in the list, I mean yeah it's a lager and lagers are kind of boring but as far as mass produced lagers go, it's the best and it's cheap too. If we lived in a totalitarian beer state and only had access to lagers I'd rather drink a Yuengling (Traditional) than a Beck's. Of course given…