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ilovemycereal
ilovemycereal

I had to give up on the whole dating thing. It was just too exhausting and time consuming, and I got really, really tired of the scripts many guys use to ‘seduce’ and the entitled behavior it comes with. I am Latina, and I have found that a lot of guys still expect blind adoration, even not when it’s earned. I also

Me today: *Puts on red lipstick* Holy shit I’m gorgeous.

Me today: *Puts on red lipstick* Holy shit I’m gorgeous.

That headline was a roller coaster.

Alright but seriously, you will pry my tightlacing corsets out of my cold, dead hands.

Jesus that picture...

We recorded our time by hand and - I kid you not- were asked to amend time sheets if we put anything different on them. The non-profit went out of business anyways and this was twelve years ago, but still.

After I got my AS I took a semester off and worked for a non-profit as a Youth Group Leader for their after school programs. I was a part-timer who worked 25 hours a week, and once during a meeting the Deputy Director let it slip that he couldn’t let me work anything close to 30 hours a week, because at 32 hours a

I have a “friend” who became a parent of two beautiful girls in the past couple of years. And by “friend” I mean we used to bone as much as possible. And one thing that I’ve noticed is that since he’s become a parent of girls, somehow he’s now very much AGHAST at how much sex teens are having. When I pointed out how

They can be soo mean spirited sometimes, though.

That interview was essentially two people jacking each other on camera.

“Kesha’s performance on the Billboard Music Awards was always approved, in good faith. Approval was only suspended when Kemosabe learned Kesha was to use the performance as a platform to discuss the litigation,”

Please post the full statement.

I see what you did there.

It’s the cow uprising.

Why do you think in big box stores baby formula and diapers are either behind the registers or heavily monitored? They’re the most stolen items, and people know this.

I LOVE HER. She also wrote the screenplay for the Fright Night remake, which was pretty fantastic.

Fat rolls are not completely natural. The fat epidemic is a result of the greedy lifestyle of the 20th century.

I wrote for them throughout high school and still have many friends there. It’s one of the few facts I can bet on.

There’s no dash between Hartford and Courant.