Late to the party, but in 2010 Puerto Rico issued all new birth certificates, invalidating any of the old ones. Imagine finding that out while waiting in line at the DMV.

“The NYPD does not have an obligation to train officers not to commit sexual assault because it is an obvious criminal act.”

What’s a good mid-price vape? Asking for a friend who keeps getting asthma form blunts...

I’ve always been enamored with Indian culture, and would love to learn more. But then I see things like this, and it breaks my heart. I know we shouldn’t judge an entire people based on the acts of a few, but how, as someone who is just starting to learn about the culture, am I supposed to process things like this?…

She was totally offering him a piece.

I just re-watched the Flog Your Log scene... was she proposing a threesome or was she just fucking with him?

I think Danny and Rizzo understood each other better than anyone. The knowing looks he gave her when he first acted a fool in front of Sandy? That was clearly a cry for help.

Fo’ sho’.

Someone on the Jezebel knows Nostalgia Critic o.O

I tried watching the novela a few days ago but can’t get past the overacting, the male gaze POV (she’s in her underwear for like 90% of the first episode) and the fact that there’s a rape scene in the first episode. Does the book have all that?

But, her boobs ARE covered.

Do we though? Do we?

Erm... do we call it the Big Apple?

She said in an interview after this that the headpiece was so heavy it ripped a lot of her hair out. She had to cut it soon after.

I know a guy named Saint. Short for Santelmo. He’s an ass.

Ahhhh!!!!

Cocaine is an antibiotic?

And Tippi Hedren (The Birds, Marnie) is Melanie Griffith’s mother.

Miss Fisher, yo.

No spooky story per se, but I do have a couple of weird experiences that fall on the neutral side. I’ve always been kind of sensitive in every way, and as a kid, I was super attached to my mother. One day while at my grandmother’s, I wanted to call my mother. I must’ve been 4 or 5 years old. This was before my sister…