WRAP IT UP BITCHES .

Wow. I'm much too naive for Hollywood. I just learned about Harvey's girls this week and needed to take a mental health break.

This is interesting because I remember when she was getting flack for being so thin I remember her defending it, saying she's always been naturally thin and that she had to put on muscle to play her role in Blue Crush. Now she's admitting she has a weight problem. Interesting.

hear, hear.

I don't think anyone is trying to say its an outright vendetta. Just straight up image obsessed and spineless. You have no idea how many times I was forced to quote, "Victoria's Secret, best at bras," and, "Did you know over 70% percent of women wear the wrong size bra?" But then nine times out of ten, the women who…

No! They do sell larger sizes but relegate them to the online store because they do not look pretty on the shelves. What part of that is so hard to understand?

Did you even read my comment? They can carry larger sizes, and sell them very well online. They CHOOSE not to carry them in stores because they do not look pretty on the shelves.

Same deal: not uniform. The bras are displayed stacked into each other like this:

Sorry to correct you but I worked at Victoria's Secret, and I was explicitly told that they do not carry larger sizes (especially in the bras) because they do not look pretty on the shelves and were only available online. I was there when they rolled out their shapewear line, and they had no larges. None. When I…

word.

Wait, wait, what's up with that commercial promoting the Keystone XL pipeline? I thought pipeline bad?

I am going to have to interject. That video is the opposite of creative. It's like she Googled evil imagery. The Apple and The Snake! Piles of Women! Bugs! Old People! Religious References! She's trying soo hard and it's honestly easier to mock her licking than to mock the bigger picture: that's she's just a sad white…

To be fair, I was one of those kids that had a set bedtime, and I fought it tooth and nail nearly every night because I had trouble sleeping. It was a constant battle between my parents and myself. I could never understand why they'd send me to bed so early when all I did was lie there for hours waiting to fall…

My brain got scrambled a little after looking at that Mariah Carey Picture. True story.

Please someone tell me I'm out of the grey.

I can assure you, the hair cutting is a thing. And not in a, I want to be dramatic way, but in a, I need to have control over something. See also: Body modification, cutting, bulemia, and promiscuity. Pretty much any self-harm is up for grabs.

Recipe, please.

I think its the mentality that there's something so wrong with you that in turn it makes you special. It reminds me of friends of my mother's who would sit around and comment on how they were SUCH neat freaks that they could not relax at the simple suggestion of dust. This would lead to hours of the most aggressive…

Is there any way to break the link between clicks and revenue?

I really do worry about the future of news media when there is a profit from being a professional troll, not because you have something to add to the conversation, but because you drive traffic. It's of the same vein as Miley's VMA performance. It's getting all this attention because it was sooo bad but the parties…