ilovecarolburnett
ilovecarolburnett
ilovecarolburnett

Yes huh! They can get you to the hospital SUPER FAST!

Yeah, but it’s a dry hate.

OK. If we aren’t allowed to ignore the Kardashians can we please ignore the Duggars? Hasn’t our culture been battered enough?

It might help with concealer/blush/etc, but I don't think it'll do much (if anything) for the liner or mascara. IME, the only things that work there are finding long-wear liner that won't budge on you, and non-smudging mascara.

He's male, subtract three years for actual maturity level. ;) (and you'd lose)

"Everyone knows my religious beliefs, but it is not for political leaders to impose our beliefs. We must push for progress in civil and human rights for all citizens equally. As Governor of Puerto Rico, that's my duty."

Welcome to the future 2015, where pets are treated like children and children are treated like pets.

I've been doing "Thanks Andrew Wakefield, you lying liar" but yours has less words.

"Marriage was historically a religious covenant first and a government-recognized contract second."

Haters to the left, Olaf is my king

True. I think it would also help if LEGO City spent more on infrastructure. The whole place seems to consist of police stations and construction sites that don't seem to be building anything in particular. People with no employment options and no ability to leave are going to turn to crime. Maybe the city should

EXACTLY! Or having the Notorious RBG kicking his ass. Plus, I could act out the Nina Totenberg Supreme Court hearing reports if they were wrestling matches rather than court hearings. So many possibilities. They would be the best Legos EVER.

If they're worried about a party preference they could do the entire SCOTUS. Then when I felt like punching Scalia in the face, I could (lego Scalia anyway).

LEGO City seems to have a major crime problem.

Lego is so dumb for rejecting this. Every female lawyer in the country (including me) would order a set to display in her office. They'd make a fortune.

I have had grown adults throw tantrums because we wouldn't take photos of them serving the homeless people, nor would we let them photograph the clients. We have a designated group of our regular volunteers who would walk through the meal line up for photographs - and even them, only their hands were photographed.

Shhhhhhhhh!

Roughly 60% of the time i just scroll through the articles and read the comments. Don't tell anyone.