How the hell did the woman with the puppet NOT win?

It's fine to have burners. Lots of us do. It's a myth that everyone with a burner is a troll. In my case, I have a burner because I'm not on facebook or twitter and it was the only way I could figure out how to comment. (I'm also old and not as good with technology as you young whippersnappers.) I'm in the black…

How is the prep of a pork steak any different than the prep for a pork chop or a tenderloin? It's not like they do anything different to the pig while it's alive (like veal calves or foie gras ducks for example). They just cut it up differently once it's dead.

I recommend Dance Academy or White Collar. Both are totally escapist entertainment. The first revolves around teen love so shouldn't be too much of a trigger. The second revolves around the buddy relationship of 2 guys. And Matt Bomer is super yummy to look at.

To get out of the grays permanently, Jezebel has to follow you. How do you get followed? As Zulu said, post often and say cool shit. Responding to approved commenters will help you get noticed.

Looks amazing. I love having all my makeup organized.

Oooh. Can you post of pic of the one you bought? Or a link?

Why are pork steaks cruel? It just means they butcher the pig differently to get a different cut. It's really moist, like eating rib meat, but you don't have to fight the bones. It makes amazing barbecue.

Apparently I was also midwesterning incorrectly. Love that term.

Wait a minute. Missouri has gooey butter cake, pork steaks, toasted ravioli, White Castle, and Ted Drewe's (the best frozen custard in the world). Granted, none of these are gourmet type items, but they are all amazing. And I grew up in Missouri and somehow never heard the term hotdish. (Maybe because I'm old and…

So cool. My daughter isn't designing large-scale things yet, but we'll see where she goes. I'm just glad she'll be able to build and fix stuff because I can't.

She really likes using her power tools. Her dad helps her. He's very handy.

Thank you. I'm trying.

I tried hard to fight the pink conditioning with my daughter. Didn't dress her in pink at all when she was a baby. Sometimes put her in boy clothes (loved the cute puppy overalls), but mostly put her in non-pink girl clothes. Didn't buy her pink toys. She had some pink stuff that was given to us, but not a lot. …

When I am queen of the world (I will be a benevolent dictator) I will make a law that everyone must work in either food service (preferably a position that relies on tips so everyone will learn to be good tippers) or customer service reps (so they will learn how to deal politely with assholes). Either way they will…

Do you think maybe Cameron put an eartug in the movie just for Carol? Maybe? That would be awesome. And make me cry.

A sparkly gold star for you since I can only give you one star.

They will have to pry my vanilla vodka out of MY cold, dead hands as well.

Didn't have anything close to HG, just really bad morning sickness and I, too, have an only child. That is part of the reason.

You're leaving? NOOOOOOOOOOO! I have abandonment issues.