Ahhh... the fad pet. There’s nothing inhumane about that.

The dude is just wrong. He looks old and has a soulless musical theater voice. And he gives me creepy, closeted vibes. I don’t trust him.

I said “city,” not “crime scene.”

where are they registered? i’d like to send them a wedding gift and a note of hope and love.

#notalldebbieallens

Justin: If you don’t grow facial hair, don’t grow facial hair.

For some reason I think she looks like Dolly Parton in that first photo.

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

I love that little Chanel is wearing a regular ol’ Carter’s sleeper. It’s so comfortingly normal after all the photos of stupid high-heeled booties and stuff.

Somehow, “she loved pandas” really landed a gut punch. Poor baby.

This is the fragile white male ego at work. We’ve seen of the last what 8 years. The idea that white men aren’t seen as the greatest and most revered part of society has led to the pushback. These two have been making the propaganda films for the endangered white man for years.

The fact that he owns & wears that t-shirt is enough for me to hate his guts.

10/10 would watch

A sadistic reality TV show idea: lock this douche, Ted Cruz, and Donald Trump in a studio apartment. Provide lots of alcohol, not quite enough food, and no hair products.

I go one step further: why deal with the possibility that you’ll be cut up by a broken wine bottle?

Can’t you just say, “I’m not going to talk about that,” or something equally simple?

-I can’t with that fucking title. If you were going for creepy and skezzy, then mission accomplished.