Dude is accused of abducting and killing a teenage girl, and the only pic of him you can find to use is a screencap of him being named the Student Athlete of the Week?

Or, if she already has steady, reliable income... maybe make sure she can go to work without worrying about childcare options.

This made me too sad. Wish I had something intelligent to add, but instead, I’m going face-first into a bottle of wine

i think this is more why kids dont want adults...

That is one of my favorite gifs of all time. I don’t use it enough.

Okay.

“she pitched the invention to VS *before she received a patent*”

note to underlings everywhere - *NEVER DO THIS*

Exactly! And, like, IT’S 2016. NO ONE CARES IF YOU LIKE FINGERS IN YOUR BUTT, KANYE.

You like pictures and videos? Ok.

A man who probably likes fingers in his butt felt the need to tell millions of strangers that he doesn’t like fingers in his butt!! Yes, it’s officially comedy now.

I'm not gonna lie, a public breakdown by Kanye over his fragile ego being shattered sounds delicious. Please tell me this is only the beginning and we can expect an entire "I don't like butt stuff, seriously!" episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians.

I had a miscarriage at 14 weeks and couldn’t find anyone who would perform the D&E I needed, except for planned parenthood. They couldn’t get me in for 3 weeks. After a few desperate calls to my OB, they finally found someone an hour away who would perform the surgery I needed within the week. Did I mention this was…

Because they think those “other” women are all filthy sluts who should be forced to have to have an unwanted baby because they committed the cardinal sin of spreading their legs. They believe it is God’s will that women should be makers of the home, bearers of children and helpmeets to their husband, and anything…

Sweet sweet feelings of self righteousness.

White, well privileged with access to quality health care and support if she became pregnant but also with access to high quality birth control options and a complete inability to empathize or understand that some people may not be so privileged. That’s my guess anyway.

Probably pretty bad, but singing with headphones in makes anyone without perfect pitch significantly worse. Because you can’t really hear your own voice, you’re basically guaranteed to go off-key.

It’s like Normcore turned sideways. Normcore exists to broadcast the idea that one is too inherently beautiful to ever look terrible; Lilly Pulitzer exists to broadcast the idea that one is too rich to even bother with knowing what looks good.

This prints are ugly, right? I’m not alone in this?

Oh, shit. Don’t tell Charlotte Rampling...