I’ll come back to this show when she stops boning President Narcissist.

The word “chub” troubles me. This is what it meant in my house.

I view Zosia as a somewhat “unknown quantity”. She seems pretty talented and she certainly can inhabit a character. Shosh could be a one dimensional, screeching, easily tuned out, walk on of a character but she’s given her heart, and dignity. Of all the Girls I see less Zosia/more Shosh. I can’t say that for the rest.…

If you order takeout in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

Well I do believe kids need to build their immune system. This can be achieved by playing in dirt, being sick from time to time, but vaccines are there to help. If I have kids, I will vaccinate. Sorry, you can't build an immunity to polio.

You deserve better friends.

Stop being friends with those morons.

My house is pretty much Ground Zero. I plan to observe the entire debacle from my La-Z-Boy. See you on the other side. 66, out.

I’ve said it before but every time I see him interact with his daughters, every little in joke, cuddle, embarrassing Dad-ism, long suffering daughter eye roll, every time the pride and love he feels shines from his eyes and radiates from his grin I miss my father so much it’s like a gut punch. Lucky girls, lucky…

I think a case can be made that being a member of the Palin family is cause enough for PTSD

You know, maybe your son is.... I dunno..... an asshole?

Ooooh this one is speaking to me. Thank you!

Wait until your husband repeatedly cheats on you without protection and then come talk to me about how much integrity you’ll have, ladies. This man risked her life. He could have passed on serious sexually transmitted diseases which could kill or or render her unable to have children because she wouldn’t know (being…

Who has the time to be married AND fuck 20 people on the side? Seriously, I need to ask them some time management questions.

Someone I know has two of those. One for garbage and one for recycling. But they are positioned so that if you’re leaning on their counter and your butt is out a little they open and look like they are trying to eat your butt. It’s funny. Endless drunk amusment.

Thank you for writing this article. I have a degree in early childhood and many directors laugh about what they will pay me.

Some daycare spots will discount for multiple kids. The one we sent ours to also held fundraisers, etc. For the amount of work these people do, they don’t get compensated nearly as much as they should. I still cringed every time I wrote the check, but I did it without complaining.