It’s been in the local news here in Colorado a fair bit, much more so than the national news.

Because it happens all the time, I guess. Nothing to see here. Just normal everyday America. Dudes being dudes. Blah blah blah god this is sad as fuck

When I think George Condo, my first thought is that Hermes Birkin bag he “defaced” for Kanye to give as a gift to Kim. The stuff of nightmares, really.

he continued...”I had been there many times in the past, just because there are young men grinding with each other and dancing to electronic music doesn’t make it a gay club...because I was there and I am not gay!”

I don’t think she looks good at those either. I came to see how bad it was.

Whaaaat part of this look says “comfortable” & “summery” to you? The tight pencil skirt that is making my inner thighs chafe just looking at it? The heels that will smell like a hockey player’s jock strap after my sweaty feet walk one block in them? The black kimono long sleeved jacket?

Doesn’t it look like she has tiny dinosaur arms?

That dress looks like one of those Pnina Tornai monstrosities that women are always spending way too much money for on Say Yes to the Dress.

Huh, I guess Wendi Murdoch has a type.

Horrible garbage monsters, the whole lot of em.

Both are addictions...sometimes they go hand in hand

I realize Blue Crush was awhile ago, but every guy I knew had this tremendous crush on Kate B from that movie. The athletic girl-next-door look. Whoever convinced her to change did her no favors and it kind of kills me to see her now. The girl Hollywood ate, version 5,468.

Haha. My trainer is always like “you can’t out exercise a bad diet” and I’m like WHY NOT.

1. US Citizen.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I’m certain the legal process they’re referring to is an attempt to emancipate her.

BUT THE BABY ISN’T HERS!

Just wait until the dead sister comes back with a completely new face and identity!