Dude.

Truth. I live in SLC. It appears that we will have an openly gay mayor once all of the absentee votes are tallied and then you have this... I live on the east side in a “liberal” part of town and am constantly amazed at the diversity, but if I head south to Utah county it becomes intensely LDS.

My step dad was excommunicated for sexually abusing me. The idea that my lesbian daughter could get the same punishment enrages me.

As soon as I read “Utah” I was like.... mm hmm. I bet they Mormons.

That picture is terrifying! Are they on a skateboard?

Even with the best-quality makeup and skin care, my skin will never, ever reflect light like that. I envy, but also love looking at this picture, because so beautiful.

Perhaps he’s a “brain surgeon” the way that George Costanza was a “marine biologist” or “architect”.

Don't give up! Maybe you and your cats could eat OTHER people’s corpses.

I want to know who they think is going to be hitting up the internet for particle board furniture and poly-blend sheets in the middle of a financial crisis.

At least they’re looking out for their employees?

Besides being obviously kindred spirts when it comes to kinja names.... I get this same feeling! My mother in particular likes to tell me how worrying has very bad physiological ramifications and I’m like GREAT THANKS! ANOTHER THING TO WORRY ABOUT!

Can’t read? Seems her fourth grade education was all she needed to understand how to defraud the government and set up her own little torture chamber. Her executive function skills seem quite high, thank you very much.

Yup, I'm totally willing to forgive. This is probably her experience, and since she's a fighter and not a lesbian nor a sex therapist nor a medical professional, I see no reason why she'd be expected to know much about other women's experience. She just assumed it was similar to hers, which is a natural thing for a…

I feel like if she could just rephrase it to something like, Guys who skip foreplay are lazy, she’d really be hitting the nail on the head.

Colonel John Tesh Sanders

He needs some sex ed, stat.

9 children, Eddie?

To me it looks like fabulous trainwreck that I would watch on Netflix.

I know someone whose entire instagram account looks like this picture. One of my other friends rage texted me about it the other day and I had to talk him down.