thanks for the track. my new crack.
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I have a real question for the Virginia Woolf scholar:
And with one foot on the gas pedal at all times, and one hand - oh wait, that one’s just me.
Right? Also, JFK is an INTERNATIONAL airport. There were absolutely, without a doubt, people who spoke Italian inside one (or all) of the terminals who could have helped him. Fuck you, JFK security.
Marengo went to John F. Kennedy International Airport to meet the group for the flight home, but security thought he was homeless and made him leave. Being unable to protest, he boarded the subway without a destination.
Stealing a phone is bad enough. But stealing a phone from a professional athlete? Who is likely to be able to catch you AND handle you easily once they do? Class one balls, foolio. He better be glad she gave him a way out.
lolwtf, he didn’t really think he could fuck with Superwoman, did he?
I have literally never read anything that makes me think anything about Texas is redeeming. Not a thing.
It was a bad bill that was encouraging a cartel situation. We need legal marijuana, but not in this way. That's why people voted it down. Apparently, a better bill is in the works for 2016.
“How do we tell young girls their academic pursuits will be worth the struggle?”
My deal breaker was always personal health. Mostly, if you smoked I wouldn’t pursue or ask you out.
Yes. Directions!
Would just like to give a shout out and thanks to all the men who don’t have a problem with this. Including the gentleman I’ve hooked up with a few times now who does this with enthusiasm as a prelude to intercourse every single time. You are doing god’s work good sir and you are mighty good at it.
Like a squid who tries to cover their tracks with ink so they can escape quickly.
I don’t give a fuck what you have on your face
I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.
Or are super really high on cocaine but there’s only 2 lines of the 8 ball left.