Like she needs a less creative, cheating-ass dude bro.

dean mcDermott, dermot mulroney, and dylan mcDermott all need to change their fucking names so america stops being scared and confused

Sooooo......a pair of underwear that is in close proximity to <that what shall not be named> remains forever unclean. Does this mean that the penises that presumably enter said taboo spot also remain forever unclean?

Seriously. I can’t be bothered to fold ONE hand towel before throwing it on the towel rack.

Can’t go wrong with the Greek Key pattern

My hope is that his wife sees it and he catches HELL for it.

CNN is reporting that Owen Labrie’s parents begged the judge for no time, saying that losing his Harvard acceptance was punishment enough. If you ever want to see how this level of entitlement, assholeness and shittery happens, look no further than the parents. I wish them the worst.

Talk about a courtroom makeover.

Well, he must be relieved that he can now ditch his “jury-friendly nerd” costume and return to his original “lax bro” look.

ONE YEAR ONE YEAR?? ::RAGE QUIT THE DAY::

She is embarrassing.

They watch Celine do it.

Damn, she looks killer.

Or those who ate the hefty fines if they had a second child.

Even on a less tragic level: people who desperately wanted more children in the past but are now too old to take advantage of the policy.

Hope doing laundry and combing hair are your two favorite occupations in the whole world, ‘cause you’re going to be doing a lot of them over the next few days. :(

Easily the best thing to come out of Michael Ian Black’s mouth since Bradley Cooper.

No, the one good thing about waist trainers was realizing my 9 year old has been listening to me when a commercial came on for them during Little House On The Prairie. Her exact quote was, “I bet there isn’t something like this for men.”