I have a FB “friend” (I keep him around so I know what the crazies are up to) who is a rabid libertarian but also very anti-choice. Being the anti-intellectual that he is, he fails to see the irony of wanting little to no government involvement in people's lives and yet wanting the government to pass laws regarding…

Could you imagine going through all of the necessary FBI training only to find out you’ve been assigned to abortion babysitting duty? I’d be piiiiiissed.

They only care about overreach if it’s from the center or left. They loooooove government overreach if it’s meant to punish people for having sex or being poor or whatever.

Right, I thought the R's were all about SMALLER government. I guess that only means smaller government in relation to guns and taxes. Hunh.

Yes, but it’s also worth remembering that Kate Middleton also made this face when meeting Idris Elba, which basically translates to “I’m a half a glass of bad chardonnay away from climbing you like a jungle gym, pal,” and you know, there’s a lot to be said for relatability.

THERE WILL BE NO LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF WOMEN I WILL KILL IN ORDER TO KEEP THEM FROM ACCESSING MEDICAL CARE!

I’ll just have you know that my Fridays at work are spent hitting refresh until Shade Court gets posted.

Any similarity between Donald Trump and a human being is purely coincidental.

The problem with these pinatas is that instead of candy, little Trump toupees fall out.

Would totally smash:

Mahogany Simpson Ross?

Curious if there is a GM reader who would recognize any of the names the article references outside of RuPaul.

So this is the year of the prosthetic penis. I’ve seen like 4 movies where they show one,, but we all wanna see the real dick. Whose got the real dick? (we need equality on screen!)

Step one should have been to watch this movie. Cary Grant is embarrassed for them.

Luckily they got them :D

I know. I have a lot of questions too. Why do crocodiles and penguins basically walk the same even though one walks on four legs and one on two? Why are macarons and macaroons two different things? If evolution is real, why has my cat stayed the same the entire time I’ve had her? Why are bees dying and why are all…

I met my husband when both of our daughters were nine years old. We dated for several years before we got married. If he had started sleeping with my daughter 10 years later after me giving birth to his child....y’all....Y’ALL....just put some money on my books at the commissary. I’d have been in jail.

Weird that Hefner “would never tolerate this kind of behavior” when he was/is such a fan of mixing Quaaludes and sex himself.

I was in an autopsy and after sawing the cranium open the ME started banging it against the gurney going, “Hmmm he’s got a healthy cranium.”