Grills belong on cars IMO.

All I see is this:

This made my whole body curl up like a shrimp from contact embarrassment.

The Fifty Shades of Grey microwavable dinners are terrible btw.

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

michelle rodriguez (cara’s ex) had a great response when asked about this today:

Some people need a marriage more than they want to be loved. It’s status, it’s security, it’s validation. For some people those things are more important than being happy.

Urgh my asshole ex did the same. While him and I were dating, he was dating another girl. Both of these ended (I’m not sure if she knew about me but I knew about her and that’s why it ended with me and him— I was abroad and a friend told me they were living together. No wonder he was avoiding questions about his…

Yup, a dude cheated on a girl with me and then they got married. Poor girl.

We never have sex, we lost the connection, I married too young, butterflies!

Yep, MY gaslighter went back to the ex who had gotten dumped for me (I was told “Oh, no, it’s really not serious!” But,of course, it was) - & the EX TOOK BACK THE DUMPER! And I think theyare still married, 25 years later. The socipath most likely realized that this one was a perfect patsy.

My friend had a married guy hitting on her and he claimed he was in a sexless marriage and that they were just staying together for the kids. She said thanks but no thanks.

“We haven’t had sex in years”, “I was forced to marry her because she got pregnant and I never loved her”, “She has a terminal illness”.

A friend of my wife had a fiancee that was engaged to two people at once. By the time both girls knew what was going on, the other girl was pregnant. I felt really bad for both girls, but the pregnant girl definitely got the worst of it (obviously).

My wife friend ended up happily married to a (different) nice guy, so…

My ex cheated on me two times, and each time the other woman did not want to believe I was the girlfriend. The first time the woman kept showing up at the house, and the second woman just treated me like I was crazy based on what he said about me. So I left saying, he will lie and cheat on you! Buh bye! Two weeks…

Before He Cheats is my karaoke jam.

I KNOW. Glamorous graduate school life? They’re also going to need some footage of me eating ramen in a shithole studio apartment, and, like, renewing my glamorous bus pass.

Hire a fucking skywriter. Rent a Goddamned billboard.

That is almost the weirdest part! It all starts because she sees wedding photos and by the end he has somehow convinced her he’s only engaged? HOW? I think we’ve found the most gullible woman on the planet AND the one hell of a sociopath.

I... I just... I don’t want to judge because I once witnessed my psycho ex leave a club with his other girlfriend and walk toward his house, and he just smiled and waved at me and kept walking, and the next day I (confronted him with the irrefutable evidence of my eyes) allowed myself to be convinced again that they…