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This makes me happy. I have always hated Whole Foods. I think they are profiteers who don’t believe in what they’re shilling. Take ‘em down.

Like I said, burn it down.

I’m more embarrassed by Andy Cohen dancing with his White Man’s Overbite.

If I had to be completely on board with every single person who paid me, I would be living under a bridge right now.

How much do you want to bet some of the most racist fucks in America have black ancestors?

It also applies to tobacco products (and of course caffeine). Let me tell you, the hours before sundown in majority-Muslim countries are when s—- gets real.

I’d drool, but it’s Ramadan and I’ve no moisture to spare. x_x

OMG.

I’d be remiss in not pointing out the other great head of hair in this photo, which belongs to one David Muir.

200 kids

I love her dark lip, floral deal with oversized jacket, and messy updo. She is the unsung hero out of all of this AND she looks like she eye-fucking the hell out of those 2 lifeguard wannabes and the camera simultaneously.

id rather die of dehydration than ever drink miller lite. if you want to drink beer water, drink coors light like a normal, sane person.

GET IT, GURL

Tummy tuck?..or elastic line?

the recommendation was made because of Pistorius’s good behavior in prison

Mandela: 27 years

So stupid. The reason their sales are plummeting is the same reason Lululemon etc sales are plummeting: they got too greedy. The price of the clothing has crept up while the quality has dropped drastically. I’m not spending $150+ on some paper-thin piece of sweatshop crap that will pill and unravel after two washes.