I keep trying to convince my boyfriend that if we do the whole marry/three kids/picket fence thing we should do it in Sweden, since I’m already a citizen. He’s a gen1 Asian American with a dad in finance, and would rather roll the dice in Manhattan and be either screwed or richer than god. I have zero interest in…

WOW she looks like Jessica Lange!

I’m an ex-pat to Sweden, and everytime my mom (bless) asks if I’d ever consider moving back to the US, my husband and I just have the biggest gales of laughter ever. I literally can’t think of a single reason I’d ever move back.

I know it’s popular to hate on them, but I’m happy for them. They seem like they really love their daughter and they do a lot of the dirty stuff themselves that they could have handed off to a nanny. They’ve publicly said how they want more kids, so good for them.

Is Kylie scared of turning 19 bc she’s afraid of aging out of Tyga’s age bracket?

“Kylie is quoted as saying she’s “scared of the day she turns 19.” And “any second, Kendall will be 20.” Seriously—it’s petrifying. [E!]”

I’m American, my husband is British and we’re expats in Asia due to his job. He doesn’t understand how horrible the US is for many things, so he’s determined to get an assignment there - in TEXAS, of all places. I’m thinking, why the hell would we trade a cushy expat lifestyle to move to the US and be shat on? Why…

ewww gross

Yup. Sister-in-law is married to a Norwegian man. They are moving there as soon as they possibly can, because it’s just a way better life in every aspect that matters.

How nice for them. And no, not being at all sarcastic when I think back on my six weeks of “disability” pay and the additional six of FMLA I took unpaid. And I'm one of the fortunate ones who actually had disability and worked for a company that is required by law to provide FMLA time.

once a child reaches their first birthday, they’re guaranteed a place in daycare for a very low fee.

Pffft. Books about ladies can’t be harrowing tales of what war does to a man. To his very soul.

I have also never had a male suitor send or give me flowers, but my mom has for an apology on several occasions!

I would have to drop dead to get someone to give me flowers because they’d send them to my funeral. I’ve never been given flowers. I honestly thought it was a thing that happens in movies and not actually in real life.

I cannot understand why no one spoke up for her. Especially when the bigot told her to shut the fuck up. No way in hell would I have kept my mouth shut.

Braids

Also, that's some magnificent hair she's rocking.

Boy, organized religion sure seems like a fun thing.