Meanwhile, this happened.

Nothing says ‘small town down to earth’ like cashmere blend circle scarves, $300 ripped jeans, purebred small dogs with hair jewelry and $20,000 engagement rings.

They have with other people.

Hi, Pediatrician here! (though I’m no Harvey Karp)

She’s actually not old enough for Benadryl yet and I’m not super into drugging (my baby). But you never know with me!

Truth. I am wearing a pair now. And have four more at home. Oops. A friend was bitching the other day about how she tried a pair on and they were just so ugly, so she bought some FitFlops. FITFLOPS. Talk about ugly!

I will never not wear birkenstocks everyone can go fuck themselves those shoes are comfortable as fuck

I broke my ankle on this post.

I should also note that I DID wear Birkenstocks in the ‘90s (Sassy!), but I NEVER ventured into Teva territory.

A cry for help.

“I got interested in her in 2008,”

I had a transvaginal ultrasound when I had an abortion. I wasn’t happy about it, but knew it was a requirement. The women at my local planned parenthood were very sensitive & never forced me to look at the images. It’s horrific & sad to me that men are making these rules which make a hard situation even harder.

I’ve been trying to remember that stood name for a few minutes now. I don’t know whether to thank you or bite my thumb at you.

guy looks great

I. CAN. NOT. LOOK. AWAY. Who/what/why?

Amy B Amy?

there goes your long weekend

I was married on a Saturday, flew across the country for my honeymoon on the following Monday. My dad, his fiance, my siblings, and my dad’s siblings all rented a vacation house on an island in our homestate for the rest of the week - fun for them, fun for me. Wednesday night my dad called me to inform me that on…

I think it's pretty telling that, as a geologist, I'm so numb to socks and sandals that I'm more offended by the horrid cardi/dress/belt combo.

Word.