ilostmydamnkey
ilostmydamnkey
ilostmydamnkey

WTF is wrong with looking like a backpacker? It’s not a fashion show...it’s getting from one point to another in one piece.

Whyyyy?

Thank God; now the rest of us can have some spray tan.

perfect for a day at Big Surf.

GTFO with this.

I don’t care who has to shut it down; the fact that’s on the table at all pisses me off.

Men, mostly. Congress has to agree to a new budget to keep the government running for another fiscal year; PP funding is attached to a spending bill; many in the House of Reps are all outraged at PP and will refuse to approve a budget if PP funding is part of the deal. Women get fucked and so do Federal employees

or take Colorado for example; everyone’s smoking weed anyway, might as well have the state make a shitload of tax revenue from it.

Boyfriends are nothing but trouble.

Good for you; treat yo’self!

My burning question: Why??

Damn girl, did you even graduate from high school?

Those are some great breasts!

Is this full of candy?

I’d rather swallow razor blades! Good luck.

I’m dying!

In my early 20s I was with a man who had issues with my body. I was on the thin side when we met and during my time with him I gained maybe 10 lbs. He didn’t hesitate to tell me that he found my weight gain, and me, unattractive. Somehow, I managed to internalize that only a little bit, and the relationship ended

Some of those transformations are freaking amazing; I might need to rethink makeup!

I love her!

This poor woman.