omg, come on.

OW!

Last night I had a dream that I found my keys laying in the bottom of the toilet in some really yellow pee. I ended up fishing them out and washing them in the sink...I wonder what it all means!

Sigh. Why is it so hard to understand that unless consent is given for sex, it’s rape. Damn!

WTF??

Sigh. Some models go to college...

“The Chupacabra of airlines...” I’m dying!

At least I got to listen to the The Shins

WTF? Get a backpack.

The lipstick is so strange...

That’s the only person it could be!

The “losers” being all the people who went to work that day in the towers, at the Pentagon, etc.? F- you Trump.

It’s so ugly, it’s awesome...and because it looks like it has the Kardashians painted on it.

duct tape?

I don’t know why this bag is so popular with rich ladies. It’s ugly.

There’s another one in Phoenix!

And poop touching your food will make you very sick!

It looks like he’s about to cry.

such a sweet face; leave him alone paps.

Jeez, what the hell is wrong with people? Gifts are given because it’s a nice thing to do; one shouldn’t get all butt hurt because they don’t receive one.