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It’s all about the princess at my house!

I like her; dislike Woody Allen though.

I second Alan Rickman.

this guy. stahp.

Should I know this person?

I love his clothes. Writing that it was “Classic de la Renta” wasn’t meant as an insult.

Size queen

Fine as hell!

Classic de la Renta

My four year old would be all about this.

Yes!

Exactly.

Of course they messed him up. It would have taken the officer a serious amount of fortitude to admit it openly, but he knows the truth. And that’s fucking horrible.

To be fair, I got sent home because I wore a JFA T-shirt with Ronald Reagan and a target on his head...

Where’s the martini glass and cigarette holder because raaacy!

Rapist approved “beer”

A lack of a father if ever there was one.

I heard Marco Rubio talking about this on NPR last night; it would have been easier for him to just admit that he thinks it’s ok to discriminate against gays.

Damn, that’s a lot of makeup.

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