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At least she doesn’t have ugly feet.

Good way to get shot in the ‘hood.

I was just talking about this with a friend who is Buddhist. She’s like, “Consider reincarnation, you could have been a woman in many lives, and now you find yourself with a male body, what then.” These days we have the technology, so good for him.

Wow! Thanks.

I made the mistake at looking at some Facebook posts regarding this; the rape jokes and the outright dismissal of these women’s claims- especially by women of color- made my stomach hurt. WTF people?

Bey and her dual purpose wedding/Coachella outfit!

I don’t know how to ask this question without sounding juvenile but, how do you keep the poop in?

I’ll dust the cobwebs off’n the Louisville Sluggger,

Totally. I used to live near the Navajo reservation. There are two options there; work at the mine or run sheep for your family. Hollywood sucks.

After many of years of thinking about it, I’m taking the plunge and getting a tattoo in Steamboat Springs. Can’t wait.

California poppies are some of my favorite flowers; I associate them with the happiest days of my childhood.

F-ing sad, and I get why they’re staying.

I understand where you’re coming from, believe me. I was just so taken aback at horrible this situation was that I was willing to excuse the lack of an accent and a tilda, you know?

This is a nice eye.

Awesome makeover.

And the retirement, etc. It’s amazing to me that so many are okay with these assholes’ entitlements.

Jesus Christ, that the worst thing that you could find about this story? Anyway, I’m happy this young woman is back with her family. I would die if someone snatched my daughter from me.

Why not just by Lilly Pulitzer stuff off her website? Also, I’m pretty sure if I had the money I’d be buying the Chanel anyway.

Jesus. Reminds of what I found on a recent hike. Pick up your goddamn bottles, cans and used comdoms. How hard is that?

As much as I enjoy trashing Rand Paul, I just chock this situation up to being a dumb ass young adult. And I’ve so been there.