This is stupid. And I live in Colorado.

What the fuck? That’s incredibly sad. Fucking crazy lady.

News flash: living will give you a heart attack. I’ve been divorced twice (and yes, I have issues) but I’m still kickin’. I work on my shit, exercise a little and try not to drink too much beer. Life is hard, and you’ll probably die of something. Also, I hate these kinds of studies.

Their families must be so proud of them to be such a part of history.

This makeup is amazing.

These eyes are the ones!

Thug life.

They're not for me, but they look really good. The color is excellent.

Derp

WTF is going on with all the pants here?

Can I just tell you how much I despise Tom Vilsack (we call him Ballsack)?

Let Me Ride

Nee-puls. See, French.

This made me smile so hard!

hubba hubba!

I couldn’t believe that was Misty Copeland at first; she looked so light.

To me, brown diamonds are just industrial diamonds + some marginal marketing.

That ring is fug. It just looks like a big, tacky cocktail ring. That you buy for your 3 year old at Claire’s.

I have no words.

All this shit was at Coachella.