ilostmydamnkey
ilostmydamnkey
ilostmydamnkey

It’s a bird, it’s a plane...

hahaha! Eating in Times Square.

Well at least you banged a fit dude. That’s something right there.

Nice rug dawg

Dude, she would know.

I bought my first J. Crew things in the early 90s back in the day of the wool rollneck sweater. My fave was a plaid flannel shirt that lasted more than 10 years. The stuff they’re selling these days- minus some of their selvedge jeans- is pretty shitty. I’ve destroyed a couple of “tissue” ts, can’t find any tank tops

Huey Lewis has a big fancy place near to where I used to live. Whenever I saw a story about him in the local paper I was reminded of something I heard about him: he had a HUGE dong.

I’m tired of seeing this guy.

What am I looking at here?

You go, random guy!

Vanderpump. I just can’t get over this name.

Acid wash

These are terrible, and they look all dusty.

Fucking disgusting.

Oh my God. No.

It’s not. She should be pretty much owning that county.

Joe Arpaio is the biggest piece of shit. Par for the course in AZ, unfortunately.

Don’t be a racist a-hole? Or try not to be a racist a-hole?

Let’s keep the snarky comments off of her body.

I’m a brown person, and I’d like to read that thing. Link?