This is a stupid shirt.

Sure. Do you have suggestions for some jobs that pay equally?

I’m against the death penalty simply because I don’t think the state should determine who lives and who dies. This guy is why we have prisons; he can sit in there and rot.

Yes.

And I still make 87 cents to every man’s goddamn dollar.

Well, if it was in a thong and a see through tank top...

Five years is the real work phase after the initial dating/engagement/honeymoon phase. In my opinion.

And have not had sex with another person for three years, and have tried online dating, and have been trying to juggle everything as a single parent. Yeah.

Or have a shitload of money to spend to travel somewhere it’s legal.

This outfit. Girl, no.

It was due to tunnel vision.

as good as mansplaining.

What’s this amazing lip color?

Last night I slept in pajamas and I just about strangled myself with my tank top. No more pjs for me.

love these glasses

Everyone knows you can’t get pregnant from anal.

Yes, all 17 year olds invented it.

Ack. That K Swill/Diplo ad...I imagine that his feet are sweating and smelly. Anyway, what would Food Gal or whatever her name is have to say about these pills!

So true!

I'm just not seeing anything fantastic about Haim hair. Yeah, it's kinda long, but it's boring 20 year old girl hair. Your hair looks great though!