Scary.

I would wear this now.

Being a brown person, I was always bummed that I didn't look like this; where I grew up in the 80s, it was all about this blonde Christy Brinkley shit.

Right? They are fabulous!

That's awful; I hope things are better for her now.

They were probably talking about the best way to get rid of toenail fungus or something.

LOL. Whatever.

What’s wrong with you? It sounds like you need to drink some water and have a snack or something.

What do you mean? I think what Chris Wallace said about Kelly Clarkson was so ugly and pointless...

She can lose the baby weight (if she so chooses); he can’t get rid of the ugly.

Oh shit, that reminds me of another one: years before I had a kid, and I was fairly new to my police department (I was on the job three years), I expressed interest in being a dog handler. I was told that “I needed to learn how to be an officer before I learned any additional task” and that was that. Come to find out…

“The fuck you just say to me?”

Nice tits?

haha!

Not the middle one tho.

I just (like six moths ago) grew out a pixie. I loved it, and it didn't look like "mom" hair (or old lady hair) or Long Island Medium hair. I had really long hair for a long time and cut it when I just decided that I didn't want to devote a bunch of time to it, and when I no longer needed to flip it around for the…

Wow. That’s the only insight the writer could provide: a discussion about her looks and how she spoke. smh.

I Hope this guy won’t be naked.

I went through this with a Federal agency; it started when I whistle blew some instances of employee misconduct. Instead of dealing with the misconduct, the employees’ supervisors retaliated against me. The retaliation and harassment- the hard-to-prove, gray area, ever so subtle kind that’s addressed here- continued…

Mine was. I swear; she was the shit.