I hate thinking about things too.

Well, if you want to look at misplaced priorities, we could start by saying: Holy fuck! A HS football team needs *19* coaches????

Come on now. Let’s not blame the mother for a grown man being a monster.

But Australia is always happy to oblige :)

I’d be more excited about the grand jury if I knew it was going to end with Trump’s sizable ass in a sling. It’s like trying to nail Jello to a tree. (Apologies to gelatin-based desserts. And trees. And nails.)

That’s what I’m thinking. Now I feel bad for laughing at him.

I may not like John McCain, but I wouldn’t wish this particular death on anyone. As a fellow member of the human race, I’m sending him and his family prayers.

[With the enormous caveat that of course I disagree with a majority of his policies:]

Not to mention he doesn’t even suck. He picked a really bad running mate, big deal. He was also a war hero and seemed like a decent guy. If political bullshit is a reason to tell a guy who just got a death sentence “fuck you,” then you’re a dickhead (looking at you jujymonkey)

I feel bad for him. Glioblastoma took my dad and my beloved uncle. It’s a particularly shitty way to die.

I’m not sure if the timeline matches up, but this could explain his slurred speech and confusion at the Comey hearing, right?

I feel genuinely bad for the guy, but at the same time, my first thought was “That... might explain a lot.”

Could this explain his strange questioning during the Comey hearing?

No. I don’t care how much the guy sucks, I wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on anyone. It took my grandmother in six months and it’s awful.

You’re a tremendous asshole.

There’s a cruel irony that a glioblastoma is what took down Ted Kennedy just as the ACA was being negotiated.

Sarah Palin will come with her rootin’ tootin’ guns and shoot that cancer right out of his brain!

Did you ever consider the possibility that what was wrong with his life was the fact that one of his best friends was a guy who had Carlos Danger as his spirit animal?

Not sure what my moral obligation as a citizen is beyond this point?

Be it witchery?