Kinja fucking hates me. I can no longer post gifs. I mean, I can’t even post a gif to show my sadness at my giflessness :(

Lol, ok. I was just scratching my head there like wtf?

I’m confused by that tweet.

Thank you.

I am outside of Philly.

Actually, Memorial Day isn’t just “for the dead”.

Fuck it. I’m drinking this weekend. A lot.

Fuck him.