NESSIE IS REAL AND SHE’S A REAL DINOSAUR YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH :D

Just need to fix the caption.

Pffft. Whatever. It doesn’t really change anything.

Its ALWAYS the ugly one.

as long as I stop getting those useless group photos where you don’t know which person’s profile it is. Usually it’s the ugly one.

The door shut first

Spider Wasps!

I hate you. *sobs quietly*

Jeez, JJ Abrams got his hands on this reboot too?!

very-straightforward-about-the-company HR person

Those kids have only their selfies to blame.

I’m just glad it sounds like he’s staying in the race because the GOP needs to be forced to fucking own this.

Because the government can control what you put into your body, no matter what you think.

But what about Worker and Parasite?

Do directors really use a persons age when they “age discriminate”, I would have thought that they relied on appearance more then anything... “Well Bob Newhart* might look like a candle left in the sun but his IMDB page doesn’t list his age so I guess he can play one of the Von Trapp kids in Sound of Music 2: Electric…

It’s just like hookers...they always contain eggs, so just to be safe, cook @ 425 for four hours, OK?

I am your roommate. I also use men’s body wash and men’s deodorant and get my hair cut at the Hair Cuttery. Sometimes I think I don’t know how to lady, but then I realize that I’m just really cheap.

What’s depressing is there are so many redo’s. Just give us new films instead of rejiggering past stuff.