NESSIE IS REAL AND SHE’S A REAL DINOSAUR YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH :D

very-straightforward-about-the-company HR person

I’m just glad it sounds like he’s staying in the race because the GOP needs to be forced to fucking own this.

It’s just like hookers...they always contain eggs, so just to be safe, cook @ 425 for four hours, OK?

I am your roommate. I also use men’s body wash and men’s deodorant and get my hair cut at the Hair Cuttery. Sometimes I think I don’t know how to lady, but then I realize that I’m just really cheap.

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?