She got the joke. You didn’t. Please do see yourself out, whilst I pull the “this Grrl is a dumb cunt” alarm.

The fact you’ve made it this far, despite being so utterly retarded, is, without question, a marvel.

Pink Floyd.

If you’ll agree to allow her to have a laugh, Grrl.

I hate to be pedantic, but if the Loch Ness monster is real, then it wouldn’t have been a tadpole in 2003. Surely.

New from Tremclad, excruciating paint.

Franklin Delano Romanowski?

Close, but no cigar!

Get it?? ‘Cuz that guy usually has one...

I think there’s also something to be said about risking your life like this, knowing full well it could go fatally wrong and scarring someone for life should anyone be around to witness what is undoubtedly an act of selfishness, when done in public.

I say, find a cliff to jump off of where no one is around to see you…

Achievement Unlocked: You Are The Table!

Butt Light?

Please, for the love that is pure and holy, make the next Snacktaku feature a carrot or some granola.

This would be a more appropriate anthem for Trump:

Prepare for a glorious thousand years...

Losing weight is simple. Burn more calories than you put in, hold yourself accountable and don’t make excuses.

Can’t be Stilton cheese unless it comes from Stilton.

And the quotes are poop!

Yeah, if he had said “Approaching The Unknown” with Mark Strong, over The Martian, then they’d have a point.

“Are you listening, Obama? Or were you staring at the woman in the red blazer?”

“I was, uh...”