She got the joke. You didn’t. Please do see yourself out, whilst I pull the “this Grrl is a dumb cunt” alarm.

The fact you’ve made it this far, despite being so utterly retarded, is, without question, a marvel.

If you’ll agree to allow her to have a laugh, Grrl.

I hate to be pedantic, but if the Loch Ness monster is real, then it wouldn’t have been a tadpole in 2003. Surely.

Franklin Delano Romanowski?

Close, but no cigar!

Get it?? ‘Cuz that guy usually has one...

Achievement Unlocked: You Are The Table!

Butt Light?

Please, for the love that is pure and holy, make the next Snacktaku feature a carrot or some granola.

This would be a more appropriate anthem for Trump:

Prepare for a glorious thousand years...

Losing weight is simple. Burn more calories than you put in, hold yourself accountable and don’t make excuses.

And the quotes are poop!

“Let he who is without sin, cast the first lug nut.”

Can’t we just agree that men and women are both shallow, men openly so, women secretly, in our separate ways?

I lived in Trebek’s old stomping grounds for a year - The Donovan, in Sudbury, Ontario, about a year ago.

No matter how hard ya try, ya can’t stop us now...

The only game where if you fail, you win. We all win.

Honey Nut GTX-O’s.

She walked right into that one.