“Ladies and gentlemen!
May I have your attention, please!
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair,
to discover your pillow is covered with hair,
or what not should be there?

Would that make him: a) more likeable, b) less likeable or c) as likeable?

Send me an instantgram, s’il-vous-plait, and I’ll send you this tensky that is definitely not printed from an inkjet printer, no sir. 

But, and I’m not saying this because I’m proud of myself, but, Marion Cotillard has two things Jolie doesn’t anymore.

How do people live on the Death Star? On a planet, like, say, Earth, we life on its surface, and our heads point towards space. But on the Death Star, people must be living (and working) on levels which I imagine are arrange pole to pole.

Yeah, sure, zombies in a MG game is weird, but...

When your gif loop is just right...

Women secretly hate all other women.