You can always tell the guys who’ll fold like a lawn chair when it goes down because they are ALWAYS barking loudest. Fake tough guys are soft as baby shit.

Sadly, my first thought is that their business team realized that “before and after” implies that some day you won’t need WW anymore, but a “healthy lifestyle” means you’ll need WW forever.

I put in an application with the X-Men, but they haven’t called back. I know it’s because Wolverine be hating on me.

If that woman is trying to use LotR as a parable to reach you lessons, you should probably just go ahead and marry her.

LOL! The pastor decided (in the middle of it) that he wanted to go play golf. He told us all to get out of the church. One of the deacons said we could stay, just lock up and put the keys through the letter slot when we were done. So we stayed. Then he decides he’s going to stand in for the pastor, comes back, and…