Wow. Totilo's a pretty hardcore Nintendo fan, huh? Every time I see a Nintendo-related (directly, or indirectly) article, Toti's totally behind it! Where do you even find all these stories, man?

Half-Love it? Hate-Life it? Um... I... OK... :(

I actually loved Crysis, lol.

Yeah, I find Half-Life to be insurmountably boring. I respect its design merits, and I can't say it's a ''bad'' game at all, but I can't fucking stand playing it. :P

The Metroid tweet made me maliciously smirk. :)

That made me laugh. Thank you, sir.

I should tell you the kind of unbelievable asshole you are for saying such xenophobic shit. And I will, right after I stop laughing, and then feeling bad for having laughed so hard. My stomach literally hurts.

''The gaming community already despises you.''

This... this is GENIUS!!! Please let us know when part 2 comes out, Plunkett!

Ah, that's a shame; we could've played online. Yeah, each time I've tried to buy a 360 (usually during Black Friday deals and such), something ALWAYS happens right before I make the purchase that screws me out of buying it, haha. It's as if destiny (sponsored by Sony) didn't want me getting an Xbox.

PSN, and Steam. If you use any of those, my user name's the same as here.

Too true. You know, ironically, one of the aspects of gaming I hate the most are the gamers themselves. But every once in a while, I come across someone who will surprise me and reassure me that maybe I should hold off on destroying Planet Earth. You, my friend, fit that encouraging category. :)

Jesus Christ, this is the SECOND comment I read of someone being impartial and actually trying to understand the possible variants of how the argument originated. Pardon my gasping, but here on the internet, it's something unheard of. Humanity might still have some hope left.

Who do you think you are!? Bringin' all sorts of sense and understanding to this here argument. This is the internet, son; and we don't appreciate that sorta behavior 'round here. Go back the way you came from!

Dawn of a new gamer!

Pretty sure Washington was made out to be a Templar. I could be wrong, though... haven't played an AC game in a while.

Fair enough. Anyway, I actually was a bit of an ass to that other guy. The thing is, had he corrected me with less... ''anger,'' I wouldn't have been an ass to him in the first place. Like, if you tell someone ''hey, actually this is that way'' is much different than saying ''YOU'RE WRONG YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH…

Wow, you sound offended. Offended enough that you're even replying to your own comments. Jesus, I was just messing with you at first, but now I feel a bit bad... If you have to resort to having a conversation with yourself, you must be a lonely person. A REALLY lonely person.

Was that a compliment? Thank you!