This was fantastic. Easily Dorkly's best work yet.

This. Was. BRILLIANT.

Diablo III is not a bad game, not at all. But I wish they hadn't branded it ''Diablo.''

Diablo III was immensely disappointing. So, yeah... I can't help but side with David Brevik on this one.

Well, in recent years, all they did were Wipeout games. Don't get me wrong; it's an excellent game, but hardly a franchise from which a publisher could thrive upon on its own. I don't know if it was Sony's decision, or the studio's own, but restraining themselves to the same, single franchise was the same as suicide.

Right? I mean, seriously... Mike.

Yeah, I wouldn't think you would ''speak like a philosopher'' because then you'd just be some pretentious prick, lol. I just like meeting interesting individuals and someone who majored in an area of my interest counts as an interesting individual.

Thanks, buddy. It is also now my wallpaper. Couldn't find a screencap large enough though, so I had to multiply the coolness. By that, I mean that it's tiled all over my desktop now!

Cana-whaaat? The hell have you been smoking, son?

It's all good, dude. I was just kidding. :)

Another article by Jason Scherier, another delightful read. Seriously dude, excellent job!

Yeah, back then, it was common for games to have a single programmer. Those were the days of mandatory ingenuity!

You are? Cool. Then you seem like an interesting fella, too! I've always been interested in philosophy. It's one of the few things in life that I feel truly matter. Philosophy is food for the soul.

Called it.

HE PROGRAMMED BALLOON FIGHT, TOO!?!? Motherfucker's chock-full of amazing surprises!! I thought I respected him. But now? Now I have a nearly homoerotic obsession with him.

Ah, minion! We encounter each other again. And once again, I agree with you.

That picture... that incredibly badass picture. Where's it from? I must make it my wallpaper at once!

I hate it when people make up countries. Like Australia. What the hell does an Australia even mean!? Oh, silly internets.

Oh, wow, he was a developer at HAL? I love him even more now!

Of course Satan follows him. ''Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.''