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Congrats to the Denver Broncos for their successful production of “Weekend At Bernie’s: Super Bowl Edition” starring the corpse of Peyton Manning.

TSA is updating the Advanced Imaging Technologies (AIT) Privacy Impact Assessment (PIA) to reflect a change to the operating protocol regarding the ability of individuals to opt opt-out of AIT screening in favor of physical screening. While passengers may generally decline AIT screening in favor of physical screening,

well any good pilot in todays modern air force’s of the world would have some basic knowledge of how the jets of the enemies fleets are designed..

They’d just cut holes in the floor and crawl out.

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I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Let it be Ms. Marvel, Kamala Khan!

my spanish is iffy, at best. but i believe the announcers were saying:

easiest way to deal with a claymore is to toss a grenade to trigger it, then strafe through the room with a small automatic. might depend on ur level of health though, if you even want to engage.

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

Just a badly written sentence. She’s doing a little bit of everything for cash. It’s a pretty funny comic, actually. Ivy shows up quite a bit to basically keep Harley focused and grounded. Yeah, Poison Ivy is the voice of reason here. That should tell you what sort of hijinks Harley gets herself into. It’s potty humor

Sad that Lamar Odom is on his last leg, yet the murderer Oscar Pistorius, keeps getting new ones.

As a person who has taken Spanish 1 a total of 3 times, you are correct. Fun fact: “San Diego” means “A whales vagina”

One of the three terrible Halloweens I spent in the Twin Cities, I decided to go all out for treats. I went to a local grocery store and bought all the coconuts the store had and a couple boxes of condoms. That alone was worth it: the bagger was a teenaged boy who looked at me with a mixture of astonished admiration,

No. Just.. no. A fire extinguisher would have just made this WORSE. He would have failed at figuring out how to use it, then left the fire extinguisher on top of the fire where it would eventually exploded (while he went to find some other combustible material to cover it up).

Who is walking over us? Disasters in Syria has nothing to do with “us”

Obama stayed out of the Syrian part of the Arab Spring to avoid the next generation of This Revolution is Brought to You By The US Department of State in Conjunction with Central Intelligence Agency.