Half of them want the scary confusing women to actually vanish and the rest would like them to be buried under 18 squillion children which will be paid for by a lantern jawed pioneer provider type, I think that’s how it goes anyway?

Death, taxes, discovering a meth lab in a Taco Bell. Yup.

I think we can all agree that the discovery of a meth lab in a Taco Bell was more of an inevitability than anything else.

Only if the eagle is crying a single glittery tear though

How can that actually be their name? They must have chosen that? Right?? I mean it's just too southern for me to deal with.

Could be worse; it could have been Lynch.

It doesn’t make any more sense when you make it bigger. Maybe if it’s red, white, and blue, over the background of a soaring eagle ...?

To me, [the rebel flag] represents the people who they fought to try and get freedom for everyone... I don’t feel any hate with it at all.

Fuck ‘em is right. Early on when this debate was firing up, I heard a wonderfully simple and devastating rebuttal from a historian, when confronted with the stock defense of “Well the flag is about heritage and courage in the face of the South losing the war.”

It was the assault-rifle-guy’s own fault for not wearing a name tag that clearly said “Good Guy” on it. Because that’s the only way to tell the difference, right?

“They fought to try and get freedom for everyone.”

ugh but WOMEN though, am I right?

It involves math, dude. Nothing* draws out apologists more than math confusion.

This week’s bet for Pinkham’s law: Crowl Royal (“Look, he SAID it came in pints or pitchers! Some people dooon’t knoooow...”)

MAYBE STABBING SOMEONE IN THE FACE IS A FORM OF GREETING IN HIS CULTURE! PLEASE CHECK YOUR CULTURAL NON-FACE-STABBED PRIVILIGE!

I love that the author of the pancakes story totally implies that the only way to impress a date is to order the expensive stuff on the menu.

Actually, not necessarily true. I have many times warned customers away from a particular product. Usually it was actually because the product was bad.

Feel free to stop killing each other.

People said the getting Obamacare passed would be impossible. If we give up, they win.